pretty random person. love quotes, having ridiculously girly convos, anything harry potter,dutch bros italian sodas, gilmore girls, nerdy moments. dislike minivans, mrs. bennet, lima beans, cats.
"what do they bedazzle it with?!"
— Joyce, in reference to the “correct” way to send a dick pic.
"do you know where canada is?"
— Joyce, when asked where the san juan islands are.
#ThrowbackThursday to exactly a year ago when I got to spend a week in paradise with three of the best friends a girl could ask for! We’ve gone through many big life changes since then but I know we’ll always be there for each other.
Day with family and the pups for Mom’s birthday!
"here’s another sing along situation! it’s very easy…just vowel sounds and passion."
— Matt Nathanson: musician or comedian?
"there’re no winners in rock & roll: we’re all losers!"
— Matt Nathanson, after having the audience compete during “my girl.”
"his name sounds french, but he’s not french. he says he’s italian. i still say he’s french!"
— Gavin DeGraw, introducing his bassist. i always forget how much i enjoy his music until i hear it again.
the best combination:
fresh sheets. new pajamas. shaved legs.
"i can guarantee you that there are no mimes in iowa."
— Chris the Farmer
"A: i can’t decide if it smells like food or garbage.
m: i thought it smelled like tacobell…
A: so both?"
— Ashley and me discussing the smell in our neighborhood.