pretty random person. love quotes, having ridiculously girly convos, anything harry potter,dutch bros italian sodas, gilmore girls, nerdy moments. dislike minivans, mrs. bennet, lima beans, cats.
Ready for our big night out to celebrate @iamnursecat’s birthday! #lovethisgirl #maxidresses #karaoke #BoilerRoom #blackandwhite #photocredTim
"T: why does he have four drummers? that just makes it more harder!
m: more harder?
T. yeah, that’s what I said…"
— Tim’s response to Keith Urban’s acm performance.
Biggest. Wrap. Ever. #southwestchicken #tots #omnomnom #Tim (at Chase Bar & Grill)
"A: this is what happens when you let children be creative.
me: yeah, i’ve done art with kids before."
— Allison, my new coworker after insisting the kids paint instead of use markers. she is nearly worse than the kids. she also held up the work of a little girl who loves art, not one of the boys who just drenched his paper in smears.
"Olivia, is your mom’s name Simba? Oh. Is it Karen?"
— first grader’s attempt to guess the name of a fourth grader’s mother.
"if you think about it, it is amazing how many millions of miles [your feet] go. no car would ever last that long."
— my masseuse during a foot massage. i have never thought of it that way and i love it.
"I don’t know the words to this song to caress you with. I didn’t mean caress, I meant serenade. Words just keep coming out of my mouth and I can’t stop them."
— Ashley, to me. We’ve been living together for too long.
signs that he loves you:
you two have a twenty+ minute conversation about the color you paint your toenails.
"fun pun alert!"
— Chris Treager, parks&rec.